DEREK'S GAMES PAGE - Play Online Games!

E-Cards
AMERICAN GREETINGS - Lots of E-Cards for all kinds of occasions.
EGREETINGS - Another online greeting card site.
HALLMARK - Great E-Cards plus regular greeting cards, flowers and gift certificates.
Other fun stuff...
ALBA AREA - By far the BEST Jessica Alba site I've seen. If you like Jessica you'll love this site!
aMAZEing RATS - Funny Cartoon.
AMAZING ANGELINA - Nice unofficial Angelina Jolie web site.
 
BAD DIRECTIONS - Listen as "Larry Williams", gives the world's worst directions to Motel-6, to some Southern Californian tourists visting Longview,TX. The audio is pulled off of a video tape the guy in the back seat filmed.
BADMOVIES.ORG - This site is dedicated to B-movies with lots of reviews, clips and discussions.
BELL LABS TEXT-TO-SPEECH SYNTHESIS
BUMPER DUMPER - Believe it or not, this is not a joke! But it ought to be don't you think? hehe
BURNING COW TIPPING PAGE
 
CELEBRITY LINK - Celebrity Link contains a huge directory of links to thousands of sites dedicated to celebrities. You can browse the sites by the celebrity's first name or by the category in which the celebrity fits.
CUSTOM BOBBLEHEAD DOLLS MADE FROM YOUR PHOTOS! - Really cool!
THE ORACLE OF BACON - How many degrees from Kevin Bacon is your favorite actor/actress? Also features the Oracle of Elvis and the Oracle of Arnold.
 
DO YOU LIKE CYBERSEX? - Funny Cartoon
 
EBONICS LORD'S PRAYER
 
FACE THE JURY - Ever wonder if you are pretty, good looking, or just plain hot? Upload your picture to be rated by guys and girls. Of course you can also rate the others who have uploaded their own pictures.
FARK.COM - Blog site dedicated to strange, out of the ordinary and any other interesting stories (not necessarily the most accurate information at times but quite entertaining and often amusing.
 
GOOGLE'S SATELLITE PHOTO SEARCH - See color satellite photos of your neighborhood!
 
HOMER SIMPSON'S X-RAY
HOW TO WRITE GOOD
 
INTERNATIONAL SALARY CALCULATOR - Compare the cost of living in hundreds of U.S. and international cities!
 
JOHN CARROLL'S MONDEGREENS COLUMNS - Mondegreens are mishearings of common phrases, song lyrics and such. Funny stuff.
 
KRISTINA LAUM.COM - NEW SITE dedicated to Kristina Laum (aka Kimona Wanalaya aka Leia Meow). Check out the Kristina Laum Photo Gallery!
 
LEXA DOIG ON-LINE - News, biographical information, photos and videos of the gorgeous Lexa Doig.
 
MICROSOFT KEYBOARD FOR THE YEAR 2000 ;)
MICROSOFT TERRASERVER - Another site that lets you see what your neighborhood looks like from outer space but the satellite photos are not as up to date and they are only available in black and white. (Google Maps satellite photos are in color.)
 
NERDWORLD DIRECTORY OF FUN STUFF
NEWGROUNDS.COM - Multimedia humor - some funny, a lot quite tasteless.
 
ORINALAB.SE'S ONLINE PDF GREETING CARD DESIGNER - Create greeting cards to print out and send. (NOTE: WHEN YOU CLICK THE ABOVE LINK, ANOTHER "BLANK" WINDOW" ALSO POPS UP IN FRONT OF THE ONE YOU'LL BE USING; Just close that and you'll see the Greeting Card Creator Page.) Cards are designed with Adobe Acrobat's PDF format so, if you don't already have it, you'll need to download the Adobe Acrobat Reader.
OXYMORA Extensive list of oxymora (aka oxymorons).
 
PHONESPELL - What Does Your Phone Number Spell?
 
RINKWORKS ONLINE ENTERTAINMENT - Movie reviews, jokes, humor, games and more. Be sure and check out The Dialectizer and Crazy Libs (just like Mad Libs).
 
SCREEN SAVER HEAVEN - Download 2,500+ Screen Savers
SORABJI.COM - Kinda hard to explain. See for yourself.
SPEAKCARMENESE.COM - Cool Carmen Electra Fan Site with lots of pictures and info.
THE STRAIGHT DOPE - Among the questions tackled: Why are there no seat belts on school buses? Why do we feel both hot and cold when we're sick? Did the Celts burn human sacrifices in a huge "wicker man"? How can they format a movie to fit my TV screen? How do they know what size my TV is? We know air bags can kill people; do they actually save anybody? What happens during cremation? Why is white meat white and dark meat dark?
STRIPPER COW CARTOON
 
THALIA'S FUNPAGE
TOM TOMORROW - Check out the biting satire of Tom Tomorrow's "This Modern World" comic strip.
TOM'S PAGE OF MISS UNIVERSE MANIA - Contest news (and lots of nice pictures too ;)
TV GUIDE ONLINE
 
VIRTUALKISS.COM
 
WHAT IS A CAT? WHAT IS A DOG?
WORLD TO A COLLEGE FRESHMAN
 
ZOOM X - Site features photos, interviews and other information about gorgeous "import models." Yumm! :)

RETURN TO DEREK'S HOME PAGE